Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But It Can Buy Distortion

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Hey, ya’ll! Jonathan Cheban- you may know him as Kim Kardashian’s bff- has just launched a new site called TheDishh, which basically gives insight to the latest trends, fads and hotspots in cities like New York, Miami, and Los Angeles.

I recently wrote an article for them, which (if it gets enough positive feedback,) will land me a spot as a full-time writer! So please check it out and let me know what you think. I’ll post a couple more as they get published on the site.



Kim Kardashian FINALLY divorced!

Kris Humphries, New Jersey NetsKim Kardashian

After what seems like an eternity (but was only about a year and a half,) Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman! An L.A. judge finally finalized her divorce from Brooklyn Nets player Kris Humphries this afternoon.

And while the 72 day marriage caused more havoc than happiness, the 536 day battle proved worthy when Kris was granted no money, no annulment, and ultimately no Kim. He originally asked for $7 mil from the E! star before accusing her of fraud. What a guy.

The one thing Humphries should be happy about is he didn’t receive a fine for not showing up to court last week. See Kris, Kim has a heart after all.

Now we can breathe a sigh of relief that Kimye can live happily ever after, baby and all. And who knows? Maybe wedding bells will ring some day for the happy couple…and hopefully this time it will be the last time!

Ray J “Hit it First”

Kim KardashianRay J

Kim Kardashian’s name first spread around Hollywood after the release of her 2007 sex tape with then boyfriend, rapper Ray-J. Since then, she has become a multimillion dollar entrepreneur and has far surpassed the fame he has had.

Now with a baby on the way with rapper Kanye West, Ray might be feeling a little jealous of her successes.

His new song “Hit it first” makes multiple references to Kardashian- he starts the song with, “She may move on to rappers and ball players, but we all know I hit it first.”

He also goes on to say, “I hit it north, with her ass goin’ south, but now baby chose to go west.” West, huh? Sounds a bit like a diss.

But the rapper told New York’s Hot 97, “It’s a song, it’s not about that, it’s about a concept. People going way too deep…I’m not trying to create no war… we’re doing music.”

Even though there was no direct mention of Kim, or Kanye, or “ballpayer” exes Kris Humphries and Reggie Bush, we can assume the song is about them. Despite Ray J’s denials, let’s be real: when was the last time he came out with a song?

Hopefully Kimye can brush this off. They’ve got a lot going for them, and can’t waste time in the past. Kim’s moved on, Ray. Maybe you should too.

Kim Kardashian Finally Gets Her Happily Ever After

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West

The world was ecstatic when it was announced that Kim Kardashian was dating rapper Kanye West back in March. After a year of heartbreak and drama with ex Kris Humphries, Kim had almost given up on love. But it’s a good thing she didn’t…BECAUSE SHE’S NOW EXPECTING!

Though her divorce with Humphries still isn’t finalized, Kim has happily moved on with her life.

The news was announced at one of Kanye’s shows Sunday evening and the crowd went crazy when he gave a shout out to his “baby  mom.”

While the couple hasn’t made any statements, Twitter is filled with congratulations and love.

Sister and mother of two Kourtney tweeted,

Friend LaLa Anthony also publicized her excitement, saying,

While Kim’s other 1/3 of the Kardashian trio, Khloe, tweeted nothing but joy for her sister and West, we’ve got to think there might be some disappointment that it is her sister, and not her who is pregnant.

Throughout the past two years, we’ve seen Khloe struggle to get pregnant with husband, Lamar. Now that sister Kourtney has two beautiful babies and Kim’s got one on the way, we can’t help but be sad for Khloe.

However, Kim Kardashian is the perfect reminder that “that that that that don’t kill me, will only make me stronger.”

According to TMZ, the reality star is twelve weeks along. Congrats Kimye!